10 things I hate about Halloween
1. Sponge Bob Square Pants
2. Bad horror movies (see below)
3. Traffic jams in UNC
4. Beeriness
5. A glut of cow costumes
6. It usually marks the start of plummeting temperatures
7. People who pretend that you're dressed up when you're not.
8. Pseudo-racist comments
9. Nun suits
10. No two people are not on fire.