I asked to be taken off the Duke Singapore Society mailing list several weeks after I graduated, but all pleas have fallen on deaf ears. As a result, I still get emails every other day inviting me to movie night in Keohane quad or pizza in the WEL commons room. This is beginning to be quite off-putting. If you laid out all the things I could be doing end to end from most to least fun, playing frisbee in Duke gardens is probably not even visible from where I'm standing right now.