by the way, once i finish this course:
i never want to see another spaghetti worm in my life
i never want to read another article about a spaghetti worm in my life
i never want to search for another article about a spaghetti worm in my life
i never want to hear anyone speak of spaghetti worms ever again
i am not interested in spaghetti worms even if they suddenly become a sentient species and take over our planet
i am not interested in spaghetti worms if they are on the cover of bridge magazine advertised as being the first non-human species to learn how to play the game
i am not interested in spaghetti worms even if i wake up one morning to find that i have become a spaghetti worm
i do not want to see or hear the words 'spaghetti' and 'worm' adjacent to each other in a sentence

spaghetti worms suck.