why is it that young americans find it so hard to keep their places of residence tidy and free of food debris? also: is there some magic switch that turns on when they get married where suddenly kitchens and bedrooms become immaculate and stay that way? i just don't understand it. if you ask me, people should be given ferocious beatings for leaving crumbs and pasta sauce smears on the counters and the stoves, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY BELONG TO THE PERSON YOU'RE LIVING WITH AND NOT YOU.