death to mormons

after a bazillion years of being 2 minutes down the road from me, the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints has finally closed its doors, and is being torn down as we speak. this seriously calls for some kind of a celebration (notwithstanding my dad's doomsday pronouncement that they are probably demolishing it because it's the site for their new cathedral). sing it with me now:

no more mormons bugging me!
doo-dah
doo-dah

in related news, i am shocked (shocked!) at the size of the congregation that frequents THE ROCK in suntec city. i mean, what? they have to be let into the place in batches (my guess is so that they don't contravene fire laws). or, as cp would say, because the handbaskets only seat so many people at a time.