Tuesday, April 27, 2004

10 indicators that you are playing too much Spider Solitaire

10. It is open in your Explorer Bar 24/7
9. You have planned breaks in your schedule explicitly to get in a few games
8. It shows up in hypnagogic images just before you fall asleep
7. You realize a minute after you have given up on a game that it might have come out had you done something differently after the second deal
6. You know your win/loss ratio by heart
5. You begin to wish that you could change the background color because green is getting boring
4. You start visiting the message boards on GameFAQs in the hope that people are posting about their addiction
3. You obsess over getting the stacks out in an aesthetically pleasing order, preferably all the reds before all the blacks.
2. And give yourself mental bonus points for doing so
1. You can actually think of 10 indicators that you are playing too much Spider Solitaire

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