Stupidity
I forgot Shaun's birthday. Every time I do that I tell myself that I have to create a system for remembering people's birthdays, and then I put it off, and then it happens again.

Junk Food
I found banana chips in the lobby shop. They're more sugary than the ones you can find in S.E. Asia, but they're a fair substitute.

Marine Lab
No one can help me! I don't want to sink $150 into their coffers! Respond, Helen Nearing!

Pigeons
One of them keeps pecking me every time I go to take it out of its cage. Talk about biting the hand which feeds you. I really feel like smacking it, but somehow I don't think that it will help, and the more extreme measure of wringing its stupid chicken neck might not go down so well with Dr. Buhusi. It has yet to draw blood, but if it does, there will be soup, employment be damned.

Taxes
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