Sunday, January 31, 2010

You Got Served

having attended a breakdancing competition for the first time in my life yesterday, i thought i would have something interesting and enlightening to say about the subculture. turns out, i really don't, so you get to watch this clip instead.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

dissertation bits and bobs

1) is there any actual difference between 'disserting' and 'dissertating'? per the oed, one is "affected", and the other is "unusual", which makes me laugh for some reason.

2) DISSERTATION TIP #10: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISSERTING AND DISSERTATING IS, JUST KEEP WRITING, AND QUICKLY.

3) i need to figure out who to dedicate the thing to. i suppose one's parents is the done thing, but it would be nice to be funny. i mean, if no one's actually going to read it anyway, i may as well dedicate it to the flying spaghetti monster.

4) actually, speaking of no one reading it, i wouldn't mind having one (1) kind and brave non-expert volunteer to proofread it for me once i have a final draft. it will be a horrifying experience, but i'll buy you steak.

5) dimidium facti qui coepit habet

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

i wish

-- that the whole of life had the equivalent of a trash-collection service, where you leave all your crap out in bags in the morning, and by evening time it's gone.

Monday, January 18, 2010

on saturday, we went to karina's for mediocre pasta, good conversation, and a somewhat interesting incident where a middle-aged lady passed out at the table next to ours. the facts, from what i could gather, were these: that she was completely unresponsive (i would estimate GCS at 6-7); the loss of consciousness lasted about 10 minutes, upon which she woke up not even realizing that she had been out; she had taken a clonipine about an hour before; that she had had a glass or two of wine; that she had no history of diabetes. so what was it? one more thing i'll never know. theories?

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in other news, if you like graphic novels, or even if you don't, i recommend the superlative daytripper, by fabian moon and gabriel ba, a 10-issue mini-series that explores the key episodes in the life of one fictional obituary writer brĂ¡s de oliva domingos. excellent stuff, and you won't be collecing them till you're in a retirement home.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

We Can Rule You Wholesale

a couple days ago, i opened up a new word document, and named it dissertation.docx, which in itself was an anticlimax. it sat there empty for a bit while i played sporcle, and then i wrote the cover page, with [TITLE] where the title should go, and then i spent the rest of the day writing acknowledgments, which was fun but pretty useless as far as actual progress goes.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

nyt

thanks to von for shouting out my nyt puzzle yesterday. you can get it off his link if you have any interest, but if not (or after you've done it), i'd just like to point out that it set a somewhat interesting record (scroll down to near the bottom).

edited to add the java applet:

Difficulty: *** (out of 5)


Sunday, January 03, 2010

semester the eighth

it would be nice if something that looked like a dissertation appeared in my hands by may this year. it doesn't even have to say anything too deep, just be big, and impressively bound. to accomplish this, it would be nice if students/patients/supervisors could all keep really quiet, and make very few demands. is there a muse of academic writing? if there is, i need their effigy as well for my desk, post-haste.

Friday, January 01, 2010

belated new year stuff

a day late, but who's counting these years? happy 2010 -- a year in which once again i resolve to blog more and not keep thoughts and feelings inside like dill pickles.

in the gym two days ago, they were playing (of course) prince's party like it's 1999, which really does bring one back. on new year's eve 1999 i was wearing green and watching people pressed together like preserved fish as they pretended to themselves that the next year decade century was going to be better, should auld acquaintance be forgot etc.. and then someone killed himself by jumping of the top of lucky plaza, which was, i suppose, a poor beginning. celebrating the passage of time is highly overrated.

to further remind me how much time has passed, von swept into town yesterday with a bag full of chapatis, and we both immediately realized how old we were and spent the next 48 hours eating and drinking almost constantly. there were a lot of potatoes of the mashed and very-buttery variety, and i may have converted von to single malt.

and new year's eve saw us shivering by the river for the most bizarre fireworks display ever. it was drizzling, and there was a light mist over the river, and after the first salvo of pyrotechnics smoke hung in the air in a thick cloak as if over a civil war battlefield, and the rest of the show was a lot of sound and fury with only the occasional shower of sparks from a roman candle nearer to the water. by the end of the show, it had drifted over the audience, nearly triggering several asthma attacks, and sending people scurrying back into the bars for more beer, and remembering, and forgetting.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

My first published puzzle; Difficulty * (out of 5)



Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas to you, if that's your thing. If not, go eat a cookie anyway. It's been a long year.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

to my great chagrin, my adviser has temporarily run out of money to fund me, and i have to go back on the dole TA a blasted intro course next semester to foot the bill. this is a severe pain in the ass, and i've already decided to be the meanest, grumpiest TA ever.

haven't really been talking about this much on here, but i've been seriously trying to decide when i should graduate. the committee has said that i've paid my dues, so really all i have to do is scrape together this last dataset into something that looks like it has findings and science in it, and i'll finally become a (fake) doctor. the problem, as ever, is where to go from here. the places i really would like to do a post-doc don't seem to be taking new people on at the moment, and i don't think i'm at all ready to go out on the job market. tentative poking around in the police state has revealed that there is a grand total of one lab that's suitable for me, and guess what: i've been in it. basically, where i'm at is: gross fluctuations between despair and high anxiety. the plan, i think, is to eat a lot of chocolate and drink a lot of scotch this christmas, and tackle the problem again come the new year.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

admission

after 3 years of clinical supervision, i still get a kick when i get to begin a case summary with "xx-year-old [race] (fe)male with a history of xyz". tv shows just have too much of an influence on my life.

paddle pop

was wondering with the brother just now about whether or not paddle pop still exists, and where one might get it. i always remember the original paddle pop -- the psychedelic one -- as having a most improbable taste, as if it were from an alien planet. in any case, it appears that it's still all the rage in australia, and that ads for it are still being made (with the olde paddle pop music!), but that the rainbow ones are no longer in vogue:



From The Long Day Wanes:

The fact was that Victor Crabbe, after a mere six months in the Federation, had reached that position common among veteran expatriates - he saw that a white skin was an abnormality, and that the white man's ways were fundamentally eccentric. In the early days of the war he had been in an Emergency Hospital, a temporary establishment which had taken over a wing of a huge County Mental Hospital. Most of the patients suffered from General Paralysis of the Insane, but the spirocaete, before breaking down the brain completely, seemed to enjoy engendering perverse and useless talents in otherwise moronic minds. Thus, one dribbling patient was able to state the precise day of the week for any given date in history; no ratiocinative process was involved: the coin went in and the answer came out. Another was able to add up the most complicated list of figures in less time than a comptometer. Yet another found rare musical talent blossoming shortly before death; he made a swanlike end. The Europeans were rather like these lunatics. The syllogism had been the chancre, the distant fanfare of the disease, and out of it had come eventually the refrigerator and the hydrogen bomb, GPI. The Communists in the jungle subscribed, however remotely, to the Hellenistic tradition: an abstract desideratum and a dialectical technique. Yet the process of which he, Victor Crabbe, was a part, was an ineluctable process. His being here, in a brown country, sweltering in an alien classroom, was prefigured and ordained by history. For the end of the Western pattern was the conquest of time and space. But out of time and space came point-instants, and out of point-instants came a universe. So it was right that he stood here now, teaching the East about the Industrial Revolution. It was right that these boys too should bellow through loudspeakers, check bombloads, judge Shakespeare by the Aristotlean yardstick, hear five-point counterpoint and find it intelligible.

Monday, December 07, 2009

so, after long last, my meta-analysis has been accepted, which is some pretty amazing stuff considering i'm still more or less a nobody. my favorite part so far of the tying-up-loose-ends portion of the exercise is that the editorial team, for some inscrutable reason, needs a paper copy of the manuscript, which i fully intend to send to them in a nice hefty cardboard box. i think it's always been one of my dreams to send someone a manuscript in a nice hefty cardboard box. it feels so like something jane austen would do, although she probably never did.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

here's an interesting take on "professional opinions" by josh olson. i don't think i have personal experience with this on any level, but i totally appreciate what he's trying to say.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

i got the proofs for our neuroimage paper a couple of days ago, and was slightly disgusted with the number of errors that remain in it even after the copy editor had (supposedly) done his job. i may not have mentioned this on here, but after i gave the thumbs-up to the final version, one of our co-authors (who shall remain unnamed) took it upon himself to make a few "improvements" just before making the submission. there's nothing egregious -- a few omitted and extraneous words, and some stylistic clunkers -- but it annoys me that i should still have to make those corrections at this late stage of the game. there should be a rule in collaborative writing where one, and only one person is the grammar guy, and that person gets to be the last guy to touch anything before the final version is locked down. and by 'one person', i mean not the native chinese speaker who doesn't believe in indefinite articles.