unproductivity

time spent browsing through this site today: 90 minutes.

# words of thesis written: 145

(my favorites are these:

She was like celsius: has a lot of degrees and is still not employed in the U.S.
He was like a toilet seat: constantly being put down by women
He was like a water cooler: drunk at the office

and

She was like a treadmill: inclined to make things difficult)