I have been offered a position by [yes, I have edited this out. why? one can never be too careful. and also because it makes a good running joke. if anyone actually reads this leave a comment and i will buy you an ice-cream)] , which I am taking while I wait for something better. (Smash cut, of course, to me sitting at a big desk, still in the company after 25 years contemplating songs about rainbows and what's on the other side. Also, should I be saying this on a public blog? Ass-biting, ahoy!)

I start 15 Jan.