gahmen

MOE guy: So your research says that small classes are better?
Us: Yes
MOE guy: And how small is small?
Us: 15 kids or so.
MOE guy: 15? We thought that small was 30.
Us: No. 30 is large.
MOE guy (deflated): Oh. (Pause) So can you do some research on why large classes are better?

Sigh.