I just came back from hearing Nancy Cartwright give a talk! (And if you don't know who Nancy Cartwright is you should go stand in a corner) She was very entertaining, and she did all her voices, including Mindy from Animaniacs. Prize winner for Worst. Question. Ever. during the ensuing Q&A was this gem: "What would you say is the theme of The Simpsons?" Um. Hello. Earth to Nerdsville. This is your captain speaking. Get a life. Oh, and grow a brain while you're about it.

And then Karen went to get hotdogs after that and we totally squicked ourselves out talking about the manner of processed non-meat that probably goes into them. And nitrites.