Poetry:

1) A haiku

Yesterday it worked
Today it has broken down
Windows is like that

2) Shout-out

My name is Gato
I have metal joints
Beat me up
And earn 15 silver points

I spent the whole afternoon soldering wires together and inhaling lead fumes. I hear that's bad for you.

3) Fill in the blanks

There once was a man from Nepal
Whose _____ was incredibly small
His perpetual prayer
To the powers up there
Was ________________________

I swear that the pigeons hate me and I feel really bad having to deprive them of food. Presumably, it's part of my whole guilt complex, and the ever-present paranoia that immanent justice really has been built into the universe.

Contributions for the fill-in-the-blank poem should be sent via e-mail.